leecario:

kittenfossils:

comcastkills:

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

perfxctdaughtxr:

spitblaze:

magnezone:

suicunesrider:

trans-spy:

shoutouts to all my pokemon ruby fans who’ve never experienced the joy of the heavy rain music because oh my god the drought music is horrifying

just for comparison if you’ve never heard the other weather theme before, here you go

why does Sapphire’s match the sort of sound that Hoenn’s music usually has

but Ruby’s sounds like a gen 1 Lavender Town creepypasta

what the hell is this honestly 

ORAS did a really good job of keeping the Drought theme ominous as all hell imo

Someone remixed the two and honestly

it is awesome and ominous af

toilet–princess:

What is god to a nonbeliever?

klleyoharas:

• harold, they’re lesbians
  
• people are gay, steven 
  
• i’m a lesbian, carl 
  
• don’t be a transphobe, chad 
  
• we support the gays, david 
  
• i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay
  

zagreus:

joyfullyyouniquefangirl:

zagreus:

your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement.

I opened Tumblr and almost screamed

the guilt has hold of you. confess

bolyfuck:

taquito:

batman dies in infinity war

poupon:

kylogram:

bechahns:

charminglyantiquated:

oylmpians:

Playing anything after playing assassin’s creed for a month: why the fUCK can’t I climb this

assassin’s creed was the first video game I ever played, and I finished the first game in a weekend more or less without pause. then I went to work on Monday and, being totally unfamiliar with the Tetris effect, was extremely taken aback by the immediate impulse to reach my teller station by vaulting over the counter. I mean, I didn’t even question it at first. I made it maybe two long purposeful steps forward before my brain caught up and I spent the rest of the day doubting my own actions.

One time I played so much Bioshock at the weekend that on my walk to uni the next day I saw a vaguely rectangular bit of trash out the corner of my eye and automatically thought “better pick up that first aid kit”

When fallout 4 came out, I played so much of it that when I saw a pile of wood near my house, I tried to scrap it and was perplexed as to why it wasn’t selectable.

after playing the sims i mistakenly thought i was alive and  had feelings

goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

guiltygirl:

i’m so

fuckin

annoying

when i

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